this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The government doesn't want you to know that the opossums at the park are free.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Seriously, nobody stops you. Even cops. You think they want an opossum? No, they do not. They really do not. Try giving it to them, they won't want it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I swear 90% of the posts on this site don't make sense.

[–] EdibleFriend 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Not sure what there isn't to get about this joke lol. The therapist told him to stop doing weird shit and he revealed that, while doing a normal activity, he ended up doing something weird.

[–] numberfour002 16 points 11 months ago

Honey, if coming home from the park with a new opossum companion is considered weird then I don't ever want to be whatever the opposite of weird is.

[–] SuckMyWang 6 points 11 months ago

It’s because you have to be an idiot to get these jokes. This lemming just isn’t big enough of an idiot. I find the joke very good

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Checking the community where it was posted may help