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[–] RedditRefugee69 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never realized he remarried

[–] jopepa 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She’s very supportive, but since Darth isn’t very good about communicating, she’s always letting him down.

[–] RedditRefugee69 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. I’ve heard every time she opens up to him he finds a way to push her buttons

[–] jopepa 2 points 1 year ago

It just makes the constant projecting that much worse, whenever his chest panel is off poor Ella is suspect number one.

[–] hashferret 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The sex was wrong on so many levels

-both burnham

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Both? I guess there are two now since Bo got married.

[–] hashferret 1 points 1 year ago

Stupid mobile keyboard. Just gonna leave it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've also seen the joke in this format:

What do you get when Ella Fitzgerald marries Darth Vader?

Ella Vader!

[–] Damdy 1 points 1 year ago

Doesn't work at all in my accent I'm afraid, do you have something else?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The IRS still can't find her

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 0 points 1 year ago

Hey everyone knows the IRS lets no one slip through the cracks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mwproductions 1 points 1 year ago

I first heard a version of this joke more than 20 years ago. It wasn't particularly funny then, either.

[–] TastyWheat 2 points 1 year ago

He's already inside ready to make a big entrance.

[–] Cicraft 1 points 1 year ago

Where's Ella? Is she safe? Is she alright?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not to be confused with Eleven Vader, no relation.

this

(Edit: I changed all of the text, b/c it really made no sense)