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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Nikola, you son of a bitch! epic hand shake

[–] ArbiterXero 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would definitely watch that movie

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Get the guy who made "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" to do it.

[–] ArbiterXero 10 points 8 months ago

I was thinking more “ league of extraordinary gentlemen”

[–] teft 31 points 8 months ago

Now imagine what needed to happen for this team to assemble. Thanos must have gotten ahold of the stones much earlier in our timeline.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

So basically super science friends

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

COMING THIS SUMMER THE BLOCKBUSTER THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

Oppenheimer!

Tesla!

Big Daddy E!

Across the chasm of time itself these three masters of reality converge to combine their brilliant minds and hone their arts to battle fascism's most powerful madman: Cyber UltraHitler Mark 5! Thrill at high-stakes airship combat as Tesla unleashes his Even Deather Ray on the nazi zeppelin fleets! Never before have these mighty Men of Science gathered to battle such a desperate foe! Come for the explosions but STAY for the Intense Chalkboard Action!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

in this movies universe Hawking should have guests on his party and when they built stuff with fibre optics and someone asks for a terminator Schwarzenegger should hand it to them

[–] pigup 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh I thought the picture where they're super jacked was the original

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh, I need to see the version where they're jacked

[–] PunnyName 7 points 8 months ago

I want to see that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I would watch that movie completely unironically

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This is basically what happens in the S.H.I.E.L.D. series Jonathan Hickman did for Marvel.