Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Dinner is on me.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

on lemmy you can edit your title to correct the typo

[–] thomasloven 6 points 10 months ago

I like plat. It sounds like a mild insult. You plat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Huh, I did not know!

[–] SpaceNoodle 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why were they whispering?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Because they were on top of each other before dinner

[–] rjc 2 points 10 months ago

Slow clap

[–] SgtAStrawberry 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not getting this one, could someone please explain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i guess because plates are usually stacked on top of each other but i didn't get the joke

[–] SgtAStrawberry 1 points 10 months ago

Most likely something like that, but it didn't make it any clearer.

[–] Shellbeach 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is so cute! Can someone make a drawing of this by any chance?

[–] wallybeavis 2 points 10 months ago

A little low effort, someone else can probably do a much better jerb

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Plateto/Platato