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[–] Jerb322 43 points 10 months ago

Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. "Sorry, got to wash my hands first..."

[–] PP_BOY_ 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Uh yeah? I'm not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out

[–] ThePantser 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No? How else do you wash it after peeing?

[–] Altofaltception 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Brand new sentence right there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I don't watch my penis after peeing but only my hands

[–] Infraggable 25 points 10 months ago

Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!

[–] saltesc 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's clean until you fart.

[–] MeatsOfRage 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...yea? They're not gonna zip themselves

[–] tpihkal 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't you just have your bathroom attendant do it?

[–] warbond 3 points 10 months ago

I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary

[–] hOrni 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah. That's because I didn't wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Laughs then cries in OCD.. (real deal, not "personality quirk")

[–] Guest_User 1 points 10 months ago

What is your bathroom handwashing routine if you don't mind me asking?

[–] nifty 3 points 10 months ago

My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.