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[–] Limeey 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don't go overboard, i think it's perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i'm european so i dunno

[–] Sheeple 3 points 1 year ago

Hi. I'm the person who used to live like this. I eventually got over my paranoia thanks to therapy. Turns out I just grew up in an awful environment making me fearful of having no safety even in my bed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not paranoia if they are really after you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant 3 points 1 year ago

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought it was James May.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.

  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is it not Rocky Balboa?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] the16bitgamer 3 points 1 year ago

It is James May, from the top gear Bolivia special

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

[–] wieson 3 points 1 year ago

Big-ass butterknife

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

CLLAAARRRKKKSSSOOOOOOOOOON!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.