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[–] BloodSlut 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bonus SLPT: Use sugar water instead of regular water. Sugar helps make up for lowering the energy density when diluting your gas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

If you really want to get maximum range, soak a few tampons or maxi pads in the sugar water mixture and insert them into the gas tank. They'll absorb the liquid and slowly release it over time, increasing your fuel efficiency.

[–] SuckMyWang 4 points 11 months ago

Sounds scientific so it must be true. Thanks unaccountable internet stranger

[–] pno2nr 14 points 11 months ago

Just drink the gas and run there yourself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dont we already do this with corn ethanol?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yes, but ethanol actually burns and it raises the octane rating just a hair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Drop a handful of baby aspirin into your gas tank every morning, to thin out the gas a bit.

[–] doingthestuff 3 points 11 months ago

I've been mixing it 50/50 with water like antifreeze.