I have German children planted in my yard.
It's my kinder garden.
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.
Das ist richtig
Works better when read and not said, but still funny lol.
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Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.
Alles klar.
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As are Dutch kids.
No they aren't. There are kinderen.
Only in the plural.
In singular(?) it's "kind". So that doesn't work out. 1 kind, 2 kinderen.