Inhaling sensors probably gives you cancer though.
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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They probably don't even really work as sensors they just know that you for sure have cancer after you inhale it so it looks like a 100% success rate.
My gun detects bullet holes.
coughs between drags
yea prolly. fuck that.
It's sad how accurate that actually is for a lot of people when it comes to them criticizing shit.
That's the easiest theory to jump to.
Inhalable sensors? Maybe they did put a tracker in the COVID vaccine!!! (/s)