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[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Windows innovative feature: all the software you don't want installed by default and embedded with ads.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

but good luck trying to do a basic asf thing such as search for a file recursively.

(i know theres more examples but i cant think lf any, having been sober from windows for a while)

[–] thesporkeffect 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At last... Soup, from the computer store

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

[–] slaacaa 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Sponsored by Campbell’s?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's an "I'm at soup" reference somewhere in here but I can't think of it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or maybe a Soup Nazi joke, but I’m too lazy to find it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

No search for you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Literally just rewatched this episode last night haha

[–] TinyLightShow 5 points 11 months ago

What do you mean "I'm at soup," I thought you were shopping for clothes!?

[–] hperrin 13 points 11 months ago

I understand what they’re trying to do. They want you to know that the search field on your taskbar will search the Internet too (they desperately want you to use Bing), not just your computer, but… why soup?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wish mine had a soup button.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How did you survive the destruction of Namek?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Uh... escape pod? I dunno, I don't play Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It’s a reminder for you to get off the computer and feed your family

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] benderbeerman 2 points 11 months ago

No i... ain't no crook and I ain't no vandal just pouring one out from a can of Campbell's™

[–] Emerald 2 points 11 months ago

Bunch of amateurs, the pizza button is where its at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USQxZc9nmtE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Dont worry: The more data you share, the better the button becomes

[–] BloodSlut 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Emerald 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Image Transcription: Mastodon Post


Kyle Lacy, @[email protected]

gotta love windows for such innovative features like checks notes

...soup button

[A screenshot of the Windows 11 taskbar. To the right of the search bar is a soup icon/emoji. The tooltip states "Search - Soup recipes"]