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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TRANSCRIPT:

Be at Swedish ship cruise
haven't defecated in a week
shit at least three giant python in the toilet
try to flush
not working.jpg
panic
try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english), while push flush button
shit goes normally away to sewer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually it says "week week".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Just edited transcript.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I am CRYING

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Ahh, classic ruotsinlaiva

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Jack Whitehall telling a variation of this joke on Graham Norton: https://youtu.be/UIL9CiUDHp0

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Jack Whitehall? Is that you again?

[–] Saltyconvo 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I see glasses in your future

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Looks fine to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What's the screen resolution of your phone?

[–] commandacake 2 points 1 year ago

One of my favorites

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn this one really got me I was so concentrated on the swedish part I really didn't predict this ending.

[–] EatMeSudo 2 points 1 year ago

I can feel this.