Ok, he does have a stupid face (just sayin' he looks more like a ventroliquist dummy than a person). I feel kinda bad since that kinda makes him the perfect poster boy for cryptocurrency.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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Crypto then: getting lucky when bitcoin spiked
Crypto now: I scammed people to "earn" millions
That's probably half the reason he tricked investors in the first place. You don't look at a face like that and go: "This guy knows nothing about crypto."
That's true, he has a kind of baby innocent looking face that says, "I'd never be able to pull the wool over your eyes!"
Nice.
I bet there's probably a video somewhere of Jim Cramer's stupid face calling this stupid face the next Warren Buffett or something.
who?