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Two chemists walk into a bar (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (3 children)

So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"

[–] dohpaz42 25 points 6 months ago

Only if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…

[–] paddirn 16 points 6 months ago

Or that the bartender will know what he’s talking about and would just serve a customer a glass of hydrogen peroxide as if it were a drink.

[–] pyre 8 points 6 months ago

they'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much