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Likely explains his long history of pushing conspiracy theories, and makes him utterly unsuited to be President

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

There are your options, America: two very old white men and an slightly less old white man whose brain was partly eaten by a worm. Of all the hundreds of millions of Americans, these three.

[–] Carnelian 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah so, it is revealed in the article that while he believes his brain was eaten by a worm, he came to that conclusion while mercury-poisoned (unrelated) and it is most likely not accurate. The brain surrounded the worm with tissue to try and isolate it and the result is similar to having a brain tumor (as I read it, sry if summary is somewhat inaccurate)

[–] RaoulDook 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

WTF?? He was mercury poisoned and had a brain worm? Was he doing some kind of 1800s-era science experiments at home?

[–] Carnelian 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Apparently just eating an enormous amount of tuna + picked up the worm larva from some undercooked pork!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

One could even say... too much tuna?

[–] Anticorp 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How does a worm go from your stomach, into your brain? That doesn't make sense.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They bite through the lining of the stomach and circulate with blood looking for tissue to develop inside of. They usually do this in pigs, but it sometimes happens in humans

[–] Anticorp 3 points 6 months ago

Terrifying! What the fuck, nature?

[–] TriPolarBearz 7 points 6 months ago
[–] Anticorp 6 points 6 months ago

Well yeah, the other hundreds of millions haven't spent a lifetime climbing into bed with the corporations that run the country.