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Neuralink Co-Founder Suggests He Left Elon Musk's Company Over Safety Concerns (gizmodo.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/technology
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 90 points 7 months ago (4 children)

When is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When he lands on Mars or gets a vacuum train running.

[–] Hominine 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He's gone from suck to blow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't mind him dusting my house if you get what I'm saying.

[–] BlackArtist 3 points 7 months ago

Thanos style?

[–] TrickDacy 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wanna Fuck Elmo?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 7 months ago

Don’t be so crass, it’s be more making love or hiding my two inch sausage.

[–] CosmicCleric 1 points 7 months ago

He’s gone from suck to blow.

I get that reference!

~Anti~ ~Commercial-AI~ ~license~ ~(CC~ ~BY-NC-SA~ ~4.0)~

[–] warmaster 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

For doing chores, going to work, school, listening to your SO complain about something. The applications are limitless!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 7 months ago

I spend all day oiling up supermodel's bodies and I would love a way to escape from that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds just like the Rick and Morty episode "Night Family".

Went great for them!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I don't need an implant to go into a fugue state. Just drugs.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not much can't be solved with right drugs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Heck, even "I did too much of the drugs" can usually be solved with drugs.

You heard it here folks. Eat your drugs. Say no to school. Stay in vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No lie ... if they could make a chip that like ... Shuts off cognition while I'm at the gym so I don't have to experience it ... I'd consider it.

I really hate working out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

have you seen the show Severance? This is exactly the premise of that show.