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Emergency slide that fell off Delta plane washes up at home of lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/boeing-flight-safety-delta-emergency-slide-b2537650.html

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[–] orangeNgreen 103 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Sometimes life seems like a poorly written television series.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Some real Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes

[–] ZoopZeZoop 23 points 5 months ago

Have you seen The Matrix Resurrections? It seems just like something The Analyst would do to us as a joke.

[–] errer 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This feels most like Breaking Bad where Walt’s actions cascade to two planes crashing over his house and the debris landing in his pool. Which I think we can all agree is generally not a poorly written show.

[–] orangeNgreen 17 points 5 months ago

That’s fair. I loved Breaking Bad.

I was just picturing some scene with a lawyer sitting up at night at his home, going “How in the world am I going to prove my case against Boeing! I’ve got nothing and the trial is TOMORROW!” Just then, a Boeing emergency slide crashes into his window.