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submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/funny
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Eat local, honey.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

i'm not your honey, pal

[–] FilthyHookerSpit 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not you pal, sweetie

[–] ettyblatant 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not you sweetie, babe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not your babe, buddy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm not your Buddy, Holly

[–] PaintedSnail 5 points 7 months ago

I'm not your Mary Tyler Moore.

[–] gbzm 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not your Holly, Hunter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I'm not your Hunter, Biden

[–] chuckleslord 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eat, local honey.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Eat lo-cal honey .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

In the lo-cal calzone zone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Eat lo-cal, honey

[–] radicalautonomy 5 points 7 months ago

But I like chain restaurants. And don't call me "honey".

[–] pyre 2 points 7 months ago

oh i just realized that's not what the message said. i was thinking that sounds like a condescending reply.