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if you're feeling over stressed then stop by our mental health station where you can have FIFTEEN MINUTES of PAID QUIET TIME as often as once per day AND a FREE CUPCAKE!!!
(quiet time and free cupcake vouchers require a one time signature of a release form stating that The Company provided you with free mental health counseling and are henceforth no longer liable for any future mental health issues you may experience in perpetuity)
LETS MAKE IT A GREAT DAY AT THE COMPANY!!!
Now, get out there and kill, kill, kill.
Wasn't expecting a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference on Lemmy, which is weird because you'd think it'd fit in with a bunch of lefty ubernerds.
I'm just happy to know that others got it.
When I worked at an Amazon warehouse, they had signs in all the toilets telling us we could go and see someone if our mental health was bad. If someone’s mental health was bad it was probably due to their shitty management, work practices, or pay.
I'm always wary of talking to any mental health professionals who are employed by the company that caused the mental health issues to begin with
As you should be. Same for the "anonymous reporting."
Seems like sensible advice. I can’t imagine you’d get much from those conversations. Honestly, that was the most demoralising job I’ve ever had. Like I couldn’t face going in for over time bad.
I did overtime once and swore never again
In India, you get bonus SSRIs alongside your cupcake to keep you in line.
Courtesy, your friendly neighbourhood perpetually high psych~~o~~(iatrist)