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The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by lemmingnosis to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Already, our trained technicians are navigating through the website and deleting every instance of the letter “T.” Soon, they will move onto the letter “E.”

[–] JimmyChanga 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer

[–] lemmingnosis 4 points 9 months ago

Yah I would hink so

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bu he onion news nework needs he leer E!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh shi.