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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 54 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

this guy shits

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What about that robot scientists made that is literally just a digestive tract that shits?

[–] Jackhammer_Joe 7 points 7 months ago

this guy humans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?

[–] T00l_shed 3 points 7 months ago

Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?

[–] A_Random_Idiot 1 points 7 months ago

shit is a thing that some humans are, too.