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Lemmy can help (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by orangeNgreen to c/microblogmemes

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[–] someguy3 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don't eat anything.)

[–] EnderMB 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I have a newborn that hasn't had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is "normal".

So to answer the question...breastmilk?

[–] Crackhappy 21 points 7 months ago

Delicious, nutritious, shitless

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

My dad once said, "if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn't have to poop".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.

https://tube.jeena.net/w/hSpSWFhcCMwVUtBq1CdZJQ

[–] Confused_Emus 16 points 7 months ago

And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you'd have something moving through your colon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.