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Just lie still and stay calm. Dont worry, this won't hurt me a bit (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Ultragigagigantic to c/memes

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[–] hOrni 32 points 8 months ago (6 children)

And they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.

[–] Neon 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's actually really logical.

Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn't really.

So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn't

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also: where pee is stored. And we can't be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?

[–] deania 3 points 8 months ago

The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Gotta protect vital organs.

[–] Dearth 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.

[–] Agent641 1 points 8 months ago

I recently got my hips xrayed and I got zero protection for the boys.

[–] The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo -3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Because X-ray can not penetrate bones?

[–] hOrni 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But can it penetrate boners?

[–] The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo 4 points 8 months ago

It depends how hard boners are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

What about squishy, juicy eyeballs? Or the back of your throat, for dental X-rays?