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I'm the worm in the apple car. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/[email protected]

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'll let any of those drive up my ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Gay

Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 10 months ago

Bold ruling.

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But not the mechanical rhino?

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I said what I said.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 10 months ago

A non-mechanical rhinoceros can charge up to 50km/h.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The animals stay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Cruel