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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

[–] Bricriu 3 points 7 months ago

I've seen things! They're often in disguise