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[โ€“] directive0 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Ensign Sonya Gomez over here thanking the replicator

TNG "Q Who?"

SONYA: Hot chocolate, please.

LAFORGE: We don't ordinarily say please to food dispensers around here.

SONYA: Well, since it's listed as intelligent circuitry, why not? After all, working with so much artificial intelligence can be dehumanising, right? So why not combat that tendency with a little simple courtesy. Thank you.

[โ€“] Thteven 2 points 8 months ago

Wow she's just like me except instead of getting spaghetti all over everything it's hot chocolate.