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United Airlines Flight Forced to Divert After Dog Pooped in First Class Aisle (people.com)

submitted 7 months ago by jeffw to c/nottheonion

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[–] FuglyDuck 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It must have been a truly … profound…. Smell if they weren’t able to clean it up after 2 hours and had to divert.

[–] Tanoh 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Diverting is really expensive for the airlines, so you know they only do it if there is no other way. So it can't just have been a bit of a bad smell...

[–] Bocky 3 points 7 months ago

There was a really rich person pulling strings

[–] jeffw 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe there’s a formula, like cost per puke * pukers and when that exceeds the divert cost, they just go for it

[–] Viking_Hippie 1 points 7 months ago

Someone's seen Fight Club 😁

which airline do you work for?

a major one

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