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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Nah it's god, and when it's lightning god angy. And rain is god sad. And alligators our ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

[–] postmateDumbass 6 points 8 months ago

Dont forget the Angels bowling leauge night.

[–] RizzRustbolt 4 points 8 months ago

If my toothbrush was made of meat but I couldn't eat it, I'd be angry too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Mama's wrong again!