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[โ€“] fluxion 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Writes custom parser in python to automate removing semicolons after braces. Figures out a preprocessing hook to execute it automatically from java compiler. Starts extending it for other things. Misses deadline. Extends it for more things. Gets fired. Ends up with a full python -> java compiler. Posts project on github. Gets made fun of.

[โ€“] jaybone 3 points 2 months ago

I will not make fun of you pal.