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April Fool's Day

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too bad because I ate the eggs already.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One of those eggs would have hatched to become Jesus 2.0. You've doomed us all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At my age? That would be a miracle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

So was Mary's sister when she got pregnant with John

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hmm... looking at the date today I'd say you're facon

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Incredible effort by bacon to go as far as renaming themselves!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And here I am going 'who is Tofu?' My brain is fried.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wake up expecting bacon but you end up with tofu ๐Ÿ‘Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What a let down!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

No you're natto