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Finally, an answer! (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/mst3k
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(I know this is about Rifftrax, but we don't have a Rifftrax community.)

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[–] EdibleFriend 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Lot of work for a dildo.

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's not worth it if you don't make an effort.

[–] EdibleFriend 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

ITS BEEN A LOOOOOONG ROAD GETTIN FROM THERE TO HERE

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

THIS IS NOT TEN FORWARD!

[–] EdibleFriend 18 points 7 months ago

I have altered the location. Pray I do not alter it further.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I will touch the skyayyyy!

[–] agent_flounder 2 points 7 months ago

Fire photonic cannons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but an aerogel dildo wouldn't be especially fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's fun got to do got to do with it?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's love got to do with it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I mean, that's what I was trying to riff on, but thanks, it always helps to explain the joke. :p

[–] arin 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I know of a teen girl who fucked a chair leg... Horny insanity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"memorable people do memorable things. Followers are seldom remembered. The herd mentality is the killer of innovation. When appropriate, fuck a chair"

-Gad Saad (sorta)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ow. My vagina hurts thinking about that

[–] arin -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do lesbians even enjoy using things resembling a penis?

[–] captainlezbian 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, we have a tendency to use strap ons

[–] arin 1 points 7 months ago

Double sided?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

country girls make do

[–] FatTony 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know, you could've just said: "What an interesting story, thanks for sharing."

[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I, on the other hand, came up with a different response then the one you just chose :)

[–] FatTony 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That may be. But next time I'm gonna have to write you up to HR.

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She knows all to well about corn.

[–] FatTony 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You tell me which of the two you are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Im the computer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Stop all the downloading!

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 7 months ago

I'm the phone. The one she least suspects.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hello, I'm the corn-dildo