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Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere (lemmy.world)

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[–] madsnielxyz 47 points 7 months ago (5 children)

none of my damn dresses have even the smallest of pockets. it's bullshit

[–] rachthegoldberg 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)

the purse industry is in on this conspiracy

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They literally are, this has been going on for a long time

[–] Daft_ish -1 points 7 months ago

If only consumers could use their money to influence fashion and design

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whatever, Polly P. Oket.

[–] tattletaletimes 3 points 7 months ago

Glad someone caught that! :D

[–] KillerTofu 9 points 7 months ago

But now you can wear this pocketed briefs under your dress!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know this doesn't really solve the overall problem, but on Etsy you can find pocket belts. Essentially adding a cool looking pocket to your outfit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Pocket belt? As in a fanny pack?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Think either Batman or something like this ,which basically adds pockets to your clothes.

[–] tattletaletimes 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's what Big Fanny Pack wants you to think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about Little Fanny Pack?

[–] tattletaletimes 6 points 7 months ago

Them too but their lobby is less powerful

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm imagining Batman

[–] tattletaletimes 1 points 7 months ago

Lady's batarang

[–] Mango 7 points 7 months ago

Why did you buy them?

[–] Jarix 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can add pockets on your own. Or if lazy like me pay someone to do it for you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Men on the internet: Keep your microtransactions out of our video games!

Also men on the internet: Why don't you just pay an extra charge to render your clothes functional?

[–] Jarix -1 points 7 months ago

You mad bro?