rachthegoldberg

joined 1 year ago

5 Summer Activities Sure to Ruin Your Lawn in c/[email protected]

[–] rachthegoldberg 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They forgot water balloons! impossible to pick up all of them

Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? in c/[email protected]

[–] rachthegoldberg 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

do you think Putin has anything to do with this? political enemies falling out of windows is his MO!

Is Cereal a Soup? in c/asklemmy

[–] rachthegoldberg 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

a very philosophical question. Like the age old "Are hot dogs sandwiches?" debate

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star in c/[email protected]

[–] rachthegoldberg 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Jerry Manders could probably govern better than most politicians these days!

Simon Says He’s Had Enough! Local Boy Considers Name Change to Rover to Avoid Teasing in c/tattletaletimes

[–] rachthegoldberg 2 points 8 months ago

how so?

Happy Eclipse Day in c/politicalmemes

[–] rachthegoldberg 2 points 8 months ago

he's just like a toddler. wears diapers too

How a Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet From Hell Slowed Williams' F1 Cars For Years in c/technology

[–] rachthegoldberg 2 points 8 months ago

excel 4 lyfe

Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] rachthegoldberg 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube

Low-pitched gurgling noises in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] rachthegoldberg 2 points 8 months ago

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

The Birth Of A Dugout Canoe by Northmen in c/diy_adventure_videos

[–] rachthegoldberg 2 points 8 months ago

amazing to think how much work this was/is

Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere in c/tattletaletimes

[–] rachthegoldberg 54 points 8 months ago (4 children)

the purse industry is in on this conspiracy

Oh okay lol. in c/insanepeoplefacebook

[–] rachthegoldberg 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

unjabbed is the most ridiculous new word that will end up in the dictionary in a few years...