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submitted 11 months ago by Tolstoshev to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

(Steve Huffman can be seen in the background, tightening his strap-on and applying a generous amount of lube)

[–] Kyrgizion 21 points 11 months ago

Lube? Oh no, he's going in dry with a splintered wooden strapon.

[–] SPRUNT 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lube!? That fucker is wrapping his strap-on in barbed wire like Lucille.

[–] irreticent 3 points 11 months ago

I don't know who this Lucille is but she sounds kinky!