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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (29 children)

So it’s not even proper hot dog flavor, since ketchup doesn’t belong on a hot dog.

[–] PoastRotato 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I admire the bravery it takes to be so wrong in public like this. You're an inspiration

[–] FattestMattest 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It shouldn't be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We need to make a solid ketchup tube and replace the ween. Then you get little sprinkle sized weeks to put on top

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