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It's just so cringy seeing this weird corpospeak saying "we've been acquired, another corporation paid money to own our assets".
Also, of course you are thrilled, you’re getting a fat check lol.
Literally these messages could be written by an AI, they’re so generic.
“We’re thrilled”: we’ve been paid to be happy and have golden handcuffs on. “Nothing will change”: We’re busy popping champagne bottles and ordering private jets and besides this isn’t our concern any more. The new owner will eventually make some changes I’d imagine. “We’re committed to”: we are making no promises and until we announce changes we will fully back the current policies.