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[–] GrymEdm 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"While we're talking, I know everyone's mind rejected the Matrix when it was too perfect, but if you could program in some pizza rolls and a loving goth GF I think that would strike a nice balance between utopia and modern hellscape. I'd ask for Bethesda games to be great on release, but that would probably trigger the whole 'this is too good to be real' response again."

[–] Xanthrax 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I have a similar scenario. Half-life 3 comes out: "TAKE ME OUT OF THIS SIMULATION, DEMON!".

[–] misterundercoat 5 points 9 months ago

USB cable plugs in on the the first try: "Now hold on a fucking second."

[–] Klear 4 points 9 months ago

Half-Life 3 already came out, just in a short story form. I'm okay with it.