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[–] IonAddis 60 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Technically...birds are bipedal all the time. They went about it very differently though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Birds have optimized for minimum weight tho, so they can afford to only have 2 limbs supporting the entire body

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Have you seen their legs though? They dont look sufficient at all, especially taller birds which stand in the water often have insanely thin legs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Keep in mind that most of the bird's visible body volume is just fluff

[–] Soggy 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Birds like egrets and herons rarely weigh more than a few pounds. Even the red-crowned crane, a five foot tall bird, caps out at about twenty pounds. An average nine-month-old human weighs that but is only a foot and a half tall. Flighted birds are crazy light.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Wow, that is indeed crazy. I knew birds were light, but that's still impressive

[–] CitizenKong 5 points 8 months ago

They're also dinosaurs, so definitely not mammals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

haha got me there should have said mammals