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[–] dragontamer 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (40 children)

Is it wrong that I'm stuck trying to figure out what language this is?

Trying to figure out what string.length and print(var) exist in a single language.... Not Java, not C# (I'm pretty sure its .Length, not length), certainly not C, C++ or Python, Pascal, Schme or Haskell or Javascript or PHP.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (6 children)

JavaScript has [string].length

[–] breadsmasher 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

doesnt have print nor allow variable declaration without keywords

[–] Downcount 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It would have print if it was previously declared as function.

Also, js is as dirty as you want it to be. Keywords are indeed not necessary for declaring variables.

[–] kautau 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

JavaScript is the language of the assassins, with its infinitely modifiable prototypical setup

Nothing is true

true !== 1

true

true + true + true === 3

true

Everything is permitted

[]+[]

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