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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I recently watched the movie Running Man, and your quote reminded me that in the movie they have court appointed agents instead of attorneys, lol.

[–] Sludgeyy 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You might like Rollerball

Haven't seen either in a long time but you reminded me of it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Awesome, I'll check it out.