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[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We have movie theaters here in the US that let you buy and drink alcohol too.

[–] CptEnder 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Alamo Drafthouse is the superior movie watching experience. Also if that dad talked to you like OP, you could get him kicked out!

[–] fidodo 11 points 9 months ago

They even have a bar at AMC now too. It's gone mainstream

[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am not generally a movie goer. I prefer watching at home where I control the temperature, food, volume, company, and amount of floor stickiness.

That being said, my friends drug me to the Alamo Drafthouse a couple of years ago to catch a movie and I LOVE that place. It's comfortable, the food is edible (not great, but not gross), and I can get completely schnookered while watching their throwback movies or the graveyard shift.

So now I actually hit the theater from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yeah, I just hate when the floor isn't sticky enough!

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 9 months ago

It ain't a real movie theater unless I'm in danger of losing a shoe.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I won’t even watch a movie out anymore if I can’t have a beer or three in the theater :p

[–] Kase 4 points 9 months ago

Yours might be the best (and/or most concerning) username I've encountered here so far :)