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Sovereign citizen tried to keep a rental car. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] Delphia 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh you have to start screenshotting that.

I used to have a lot of fun with scam callers with a character named "Heinrich Licksumweiner" who insisted on being called "Heinie" a character simultaneously horribly offensive to both gay people and germans but it turns out that a lot of the Indian scam callers are SUPER homophobic.

[–] meco03211 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Last name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it's spelled (shi-thēd).

[–] Delphia 10 points 8 months ago

I would answer the phone with "Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!" If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 9 points 8 months ago

I enjoyed this one that I composed. Sounds sovcitty.