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submitted 1 year ago by devfuuu to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they're at the end of a line

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

STOP! You're scaring the children!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly

The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's all fun and games until someone does ddO instead of using S ;(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard some people even use :wq over :x

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

….I’ve been using :wq for years…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What? No "Esc. Shift+ZZ" ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds like emacs-user talk. We don't take kindly to you folks around these parts...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

It’s straight up vi, bro.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf