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I think bagels are boiled, then baked. Cooked twice.
Then we toast them to cook them a third time.
And if we're from the Midwest and at a fair, cook them a fourth time by deep frying them.
That might make me consider actually going to the state fair instead of bitching about it making traffic terrible by bringing a ton of people into the middle of the city
We went this fall like we have for the past few years but even the lemonades were $10-15 so I don’t think we’ll be returning.
Our state fair is in some little ass town in the middle of nowhere. I've always wanted to make the 3 hour drive, just never gotten around to it, $15 lemonades don't sound very encouraging.
what would cooking them for a fifth time look like. is it even possible?
boil > bake > grill > fry > microwave
"Just fucking kill me already"
Probably something like Cuil theory
Like some hardcore JPEG re-compression
Nobody knows...
Hold mah beer. I gotchu.