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Ohio Chick-fil-A owner allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] FuglyDuck 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why would he be worried about losing his job? He admitted to raping a child. Chick-fil-A owners will probably give him a promotion.

When he gets out of jail.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Coming soon to your prison commissary, Chick-Fil-A.

[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’d only torture Trump with that shit. I make exceptions.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

They may have despicable views, but let's not lie to ourselves and pretend that chicken isn't fucking delicious.

Maybe you had a bad experience, I dunno, but I just had a spicy chicken deluxe sandwich the other day and it was fucking great.

[–] LucasWaffyWaf 5 points 6 months ago

Hell, the Vatican prolly wants him as deacon, at least.