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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sounds IT-related. Can you fix my printer?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Best I can do is strangle you with a USB cable.

[–] Anticorp 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nice. This is my new go-to answer for that question.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I'm sure your granny will be thrilled.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

If it means I never have to deal with printers again, I'll take it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Can you do 2pm, next Tuesday?

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm down. The safe word is 'wenches'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Have you been stalking me?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Use a micro or mini-b.

[–] 0_0j 1 points 8 months ago

LOL me likey