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Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The shareholders helped fund the murder of John Barnett.

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 6 months ago

I'm sure the ROI estimate checked out.