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Amy Jo Johnson shades 'Power Rangers' costar Austin St. John for selling t-shirts with Hitler quotes (ew.com)
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[–] Cruxifux 77 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hitler wasn’t a warrior. He was a coward.

[–] omega_x3 46 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 8 points 8 months ago

Well shit, you got em there.

[–] Cruxifux 5 points 8 months ago

When you’re right, you’re right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"It turns out the only one kräftig enough to kill me... is me!" (*proceeds to splatter brain all over the bunker wall)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, far be it from me to defend the guy, but he did fight in the first world war. So technically, I suppose you could say he was a warrior. Don't know if he saw any actual combat though.

[–] Schmuppes 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

He was wounded by a grenade fragment in 1915 and when the war ended on 11/11/1918, he was in a field hospital, treated for temporary blindness caused by a poison gas attack.

That said, he spent his war as a "Meldegänger", a messenger. He was not among those in the trenches at the immediate front and had it relatively easy.