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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.

[–] Mbourgon 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I guess curses count as magic, too