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Sovereign citizen "cancelled" his ticket. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] SinningStromgald 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

45° writing, red thumb print, blue wax, stamps and a signature. All the hallmarks of a perfectly cast "Noticketo Nomo" spell and still it persists. Whatever could they have done wrong?

[–] NotAViciousCyborg 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just eyeballing it but it seems he wrote at 43°, I'm assuming the court clerk had a protractor to hand and wasn't willing to overlook that horrible faux pas

[–] PM_me_your_doggo 6 points 8 months ago

Such a rookie mistake

[–] Madrigal 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s “Noticketo NOmo”, not “NoticketOH noMO”.

[–] Noodle07 6 points 8 months ago

NoHomo

[–] dejected_warp_core 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Part of me wants to do some post-modern fictional world-building around this. Like the intersection of Constantine and The Office. A world where "magic" is just really bureaucratic metaphysics, complete with the occasional stovepipe or string to pull.

[–] SinningStromgald 4 points 8 months ago

Sprinkle in some Dark City as well.