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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Aha, so the real way to solve climate change is to buy more of your oil, but also build prohibitively expensive infrastructure to capture the pollution and shove it back underground.

Thanks $20mil a year earning, fracking championing, 17% increase in company carbon output making, caught on tape obstructing Congress climate legislation oil company CEO. Maybe you'll get to be Trump's secretary of state this time around like your predecessor was.

[–] Sanctus 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why wait for that? Lets promote them all to customer right now. In fact, we should help them all ascend this world right now. They don't belong here.

[–] mods_are_assholes 0 points 8 months ago

This is why I hope all the wealthy move to mars along with the muskrat.

[–] mods_are_assholes 1 points 8 months ago

It's times like this I really wish COVID had a 60% death rate, did you SEE how clear the sky was during lockdown?

We had deer in Manhattan, and blue skies in China.

Humanity really is a plague.